Britain Stole Fish and Chips from Russia: Russian State TV

Britain STOLE fish and chips and should clear off from Europe to 'eat their porridge' and pray for their 'moss-covered' Queen, say Putin's ranting talking heads in hilarious tirade on Russian state TV

• Britain is 'the evil head of the NATO dragon', pro-Kremlin MP says in angry tirade
• Putin ally: UK is one of the mad ones and Brits stole fish and chips from Russia
• Andrey Isayev added: 'Even during World War Two, England created trouble'
• TV presenters look at him with confusion as he ends rant: 'Eat your porridge!' 
• Isayev, 50, was sacked as ruling party's deputy leader after drunk plane brawl

This is the darkly funny moment an MP from Putin's ruling party tells the UK to 'clear off and eat porridge' before accusing Britain of stealing fish and chips from Russia.

Andrey Isayev, 50, also told Brits to 'pray for your moss-covered Queen' in the bizarre tirade on main TV channel Russia 1 on Friday.

The incredible comments came during a heated discussion on the Kremlin's humiliating failed invasion of Ukraine. 

United Russia politician Isayev began his remarks by saying Britain and Poland are 'the mad ones' of NATO. The Western alliance is a 'two-headed dragon', he added, and 'Britain is the more evil head'.

Isayev (left) directed his  vague, darkly hilarious comments at UK politicians including Liz Truss

Even the Russia 1 presenters looked baffled as Isayev launched into Britain. 

He slandered the country's wartime record, stating without elaboration: 'Even during World War Two, England created trouble.'

The eccentric politician continued: 'We realise that they're enemies. Historically the more hardcore anti-Russian one has always been the UK.

'We too should take anti-British positions.

'Clear off back to your island. Catch your chip and fish from your foggy marshes! Pray for your moss-covered Queen!'

Even Isayev's co-hosts looked slightly baffled as the pro-Kremlin MP lambasted Britain for causing 'trouble' during World War Two and said the UK should 'clear off' out of Europe. Host Evgeny Popov (right) chimed in to point out that Britain 'stole' fish and chips from Russia

Mr Isayev lost his job as the ruling party's deputy leader in 2013 after he was booted off a plane during a drunken brawl with the cabin crew.